mad pierrot
I jump to conclusions
warning! The following post may contain humor not suitable for kids, or people who get easily upset.
Man, this had me laughing pretty hard. It's horrible, but the second to the last one really cracked me up.
Enjoy!
1. Whoa, time out. Football is on.
2. Sorry. I was just picturing you naked.
3. Is there any way we can do this via e-mail?
4. Don't you have some laundry to do or something?
5. You are so cute when you get mad.
6. You're just upset because your bottom is beginning to spread.
7. Wait a minute - I get it. What time of the month is it?
8. You sure you don't want to consult the great Oprah on this one?
9. Looks like someone had an extra bowl of ***** flakes this morning!
10. Who are you kidding? We both know that thing ain't loaded.
Man, this had me laughing pretty hard. It's horrible, but the second to the last one really cracked me up.
Enjoy!
1. Whoa, time out. Football is on.
2. Sorry. I was just picturing you naked.
3. Is there any way we can do this via e-mail?
4. Don't you have some laundry to do or something?
5. You are so cute when you get mad.
6. You're just upset because your bottom is beginning to spread.
7. Wait a minute - I get it. What time of the month is it?
8. You sure you don't want to consult the great Oprah on this one?
9. Looks like someone had an extra bowl of ***** flakes this morning!
10. Who are you kidding? We both know that thing ain't loaded.