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Lina Inverse
09-09-04, 18:59
This is a true story about a recent wedding that took place at Clemson University. It was in the local newspaper and even Jay Leno mentioned it.

It was a huge wedding with about 300 guests. After the wedding, at the reception, the groom got up on stage with a microphone to talk to the crowd. He said he wanted to thank everyone for coming, many from long distances, to support them at their wedding. He especially wanted to thank the bride's and his family and to thank his new father-in-law for providing such a lavish reception. As a token of his deep appreciation he said he wanted to give everyone a special gift just from him. So taped to the bottom of everyone's chair, including the wedding party, was a manila envelope. He said this was his gift to everyone, and asked them to open their envelope. Inside each manila envelope was an 8x10 glossy of his bride having sex with the best man. The groom had gotten suspicious of them weeks earlier and had hired a private detective to tail them.

After just standing there, just watching the guests' reactions for a couple of minutes, he turned to the best man and said, "F*ck you!" he turned to his bride and said, "F*ck you!" Then he turned to the dumbfounded crowd and said, "I'm outta here." He had the marriage annulled first thing in the morning. While most people would have cancelled the wedding immediately after finding out about the affair, this guy goes through with the charade, as if nothing were wrong.

His revenge... making the bride's parents pay over $32,000 for a 300 guest wedding and reception, and best of all, trashing the bride's and best man's reputations in front of 300 friends and family members. This guy has balls the size of church bells.

Elegant wedding reception for 300 family members and friends... $32,000.
Wedding photographs commemorating the occasion... $3,000
Deluxe two week honeymoon accommodations in Maui... $8,500
The look on everyone's face when they see the 8x10 glossy of the bride having sex with the best man... Priceless.

RockLee
09-09-04, 19:05
LMAO, SWEET revenge indeed!!!! :D

bossel
09-09-04, 19:29
His revenge... making the bride's parents pay over $32,000 for a 300 guest wedding and reception, and best of all, trashing the bride's and best man's reputations in front of 300 friends and family members. This guy has balls the size of church bells.
What have the bride's parents done to him? Seems, this guy is not much better than his bride.

kirei_na_me
09-09-04, 19:30
I was thinking the same thing, bossel. Doesn't seem like a very good way to handle that situation.

Reiku
11-09-04, 00:28
Sounds brilliant to me, that was nice work.

Miss_apollo7
12-09-04, 20:30
:D :D :D

Very funny, and sweet revenge indeed!!
Although I think the revenge on the bride's parents are a bit too much, as the parents did nothing wrong. But the "F*ck you shout" in the church to the bride and best man was....well..it took courage, instead of just cancel the wedding..(like most would do in a situation like this I think). :D

lexico
30-08-05, 11:46
I admire the groom's fortitude; it takes great character to do this with such cool. Delayed gratification at it bestest. Yah, damn ! :evil:

den4
07-09-05, 04:05
I wonder if the guy ever got married... :? With antics like that, chances are that nobody within that congregation would want to touch him, either, knowing his methods :o

lexico
07-09-05, 04:11
Good point I hadn't thought about. I think after all the rukus, he really couldn't count on any woman to be trustworthy. Why bother about marrying when he can have a worry-free life of a celibate ?
*sings "The life of a pirate's for me ~"* :-) :cool:

Kara_Nari
07-09-05, 04:49
Silly bride for wanting to marry him in the first place considering he wasnt prepared to put up any money for the wedding himself. I realise that in some countries its up to the brides parents to pay for the wedding, but in this day and age, surely they could have saved up a considerable amount for the wedding themselves? Also, why should his parents sit pretty without paying a penny?
Good on her for sleeping with the best man, obviously the guy is just a jerk anyway.