It sounds like Italian men to me, except that Italian men get their first communion and confirmation before they stop going to church regularly.
and the funny is that these 3 times,
you do not go by your own will
they drive or bring you there
Baptism,
they do this to you at the most innocent years of your life,
they find a guy or woman, they named him nonos
and he force you to have a bath and a haircut.
and you cry, but cares? every body is huppy.
Oh yes the name, after your bath, you must have a new name,
Marriage,
only inside church your oaths are pure clear and innocent,
say your fionce, we must get married in church,
so our children to be blessed.
and she drives you to church,
Funeral,
wanted or not,
they pout you to a wooden box,
and they carry you,
your will does not matter,
you must be burried to sacred ground.
well sometimes you go to church for social reasons,
for your sister marriage,
for your nephew baptism
or for an old man's funeral of a friend or a relative
but these social obligations, are also baptism marriage funeral.
so these 3, drive you again and again and again to church.
and the good think.
after the baptism a piece of cake,
after the marriage white candies, and the chosen ones a dish on the wedding table
after the funeral , coffee, cognac, and α sippet, (the old good times had and tobacco) and the relatives a dish of rice