Crazy English phrases

[Mycernius]

Heard a great one on the Radio today
'Beware of an overturned lorry coming out of Manchester'
I didn't know lorries could still move when on their side

 

[Sensuikan San]

I heard a good one too .... here in Vancouver a couple of weeks ago ....

Radio Reporter (On a report about the Summer-like weather we've had) :

"I'm on English Beach, watching a young boy feeding the seagulls...with his father (!)".

Young Vancouver lads do the most gruesome things .....!

Regards,

?W????

 

[Mycernius]

I have just watched some American show with someone called Randy. Do Americans know that in the UK randy is a term for someone who is highly sexually motivated, as in 'He's always got a new girlfriend, the randy sod'
:?

 

[Leroy_Brown]

"Laundry List"


Who the hell writes out a list to do the laundry?!?!?

"Duh, I have to do my shirts, socks, undies, towels . . . ."