How do you get a Harvard graduate off your porch?
Pay him for the pizza.
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How do you get a Harvard graduate off your porch?
Pay him for the pizza.
How many psychiatrists does it take to change a lightbulb?
Only one, but the lightbulb has to really want to change.
The problem with buying a vacuum cleaner, is that they all suck!
What did the elephant say to the naked man?
"Can you breathe with that little thing?!"