Hey, I've just thought about how to transform this spectacular, fanstastic world of different humanities, and how they confronted each other, into an epic Hollywood movie. It should be directed by James Cameron or Roland Emerich. The title will be:
50.000 BC
The Hobbit Homo Baggins is banished from his island Flores because of microcephaly [
the other Hobbits have microcephaly, too, but his is even severe]. On the continent Baggins meets Homo Sapiens who tell him that their princess has been kidnapped by the King of Denisova. He wants to interbreed with her, and thus found a new master race [
Melanesians]. Baggins takes the long journey way up to Siberia to rescue the princess. With the help of a Neanderthal-Man and a speaking saber-toothed cat they experience a lot of funny adventures [
for instance, they invent the washing machine or loose an R'n'B contest against R-Mitochondrial Eve -stunning performance by 'Rihanna'!]. At the wedding the saber-toothed cat eats up the King, as well as all other wedding guests, plus the princess. Leaving behind only the finger of Judy Denisovan and the tooth of Wayne Denisovan. Back at the Pacific Ocean Baggins gets to know that for some strange reason Melanesians have already arrived and populated Papua. They turn out to be cool dudes, though! [
Movie ends with Macarena-Song]
Original language will be in spanish, translated and dubbed by Carlitos!
