Stepping away from actresses for a moment, and going back to what the OP was discussing, here are my thoughts:
I have profound respect for some of the authors involved in this paper, but some of their techniques left me scratching my head in amazement. Not the positive kind.
1. They attempt to draw broad inferences about Calabrians by a sample of 12 individuals from the most cosmopolitan southern city (Reggio)? Calabria is 150 miles long and 15,0000 square kilometers. It's full of inpenetrable valleys and peaks, which any fool can tell are genetically quite disparate. I question the value of this data. It would be like ignoring the inland (barbagia) of Sardinia and taking samples from some seaside resort. That doesn't quite work.
2. Where are the samples from rural places, for that matter? Nothing from Abruzzo? Really? Nothing from Molise? These are some of the most unspoiled, un-invaded, un-admixed parts of Italy. Why not use them as a baseline? Why not compare them to the neighboring regions to see if the hypotheses actually applies?
3. For that matter, nothing from Campania? Really? I would think that rural Campania would be a good baseline, because of its Central Italian location, to compare the validity of the other Central Italian data. I would suspect the old Greek settlements in Campania near Naples would be a good place to check the southern Italian data. Strange that this huge and significant region was left out.
4. Perhaps it is the low sample sizes and the other obvious defects in the methodology, but I'm assuming that is why the people from Val D'Aosta resemble so closely some of the southern Italians according to this study? That just doesn't pass the smell test.
Here's the bottom line:
-Italy is a loooong country, with many isolated pockets throughout. Of course there will be clines.
-But, the clines in Italy are not that different from the clines in France, Spain, Germany, Ukraine, or Sweden. Any time you have that large of territory (large by European standards), you will have a cline.
-Furthermore, anytime you have a large nation, different regions will have claims to speaking a different language and culture. Southern French dialect is SO different from mainstream French, and those folks looked to Italy for much of their history. Ditto for the Catalans in Spain.
But, there seems to be something close to an obsession online with people trying to divide Italians. The implications are troubling: As one author put it (summarizing), it's the ever-present search to draw distinctions between the people who star in Jersey Shore and the people who produced Da Vinci.
It's not healthy, and it's insulting to all Italians. I am unaware of any other people who have to tolerate speculation that all of their national accomplishers were really another ethnic group. Watch the History Channel any week, or read an online board:
1. The Etruscans invented city planning, had an advanced alphabet, were brilliant in engineering, etc. The MUST have been Anatolian.
2. Columbus is responsible for connecting the New and Old World (notice I didn't say "discovering"). He was a great Navigator. He must have secretly been [Spanish, Jewish, English, etc.)
3. Da Vinci / Michelangelo were geniuses. They must have secretly been [French, Jewish, etc.)
It's just insane.
Here we have yet another study with dubious methods that is in this same vein. The findings don't pass the straight face test.
Then there are the posts who per usual don't understand that "Italy" was actually unified for much of its history. More than most people know, and certainly as long as Poland, Germany, etc., nations we accept as national wholes:
-Italy first got its name c. 1000 BC, based on the name of an eponymous tribe living in what is now Calabria.
-It became a unified, cohesive political unit in the days after Julius Caesar (i.e. 44 BC) and the power consolidation of Augustus shortly thereafter. As Ronald Syme wrote, the poet Horace said only tongue in cheek that Augustus's campaign slogan was "Tota Italia" (all of Italy).
-At that time, Italians in the precise geographic area we call Italy were unified politically.
-Only Italians were Roman citizens during that period. This period lasted for over 200 years.
-Second, as the Empire was composed of nation-states welded together, the Empire recognized each nation-state as a province with borders. Not too different from the modern EU. Italy's borders were the same as today:
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Roman_Italy
-This situation stayed the same for roughly 500 years, and this was a long time ago. So Metternich's famous statement was invalid then, and it's invalid now.
Onto Sicily:
When the Saracens were expelled from Sicily, the attitude was not, "well, heck, if some of you that we've been fighting as a duty to God, for 500 years, want to stay, then heck, here's the welcome mat." On the contrary, it was expulsion followed by resettlement of mainland Italians.
That is why Dante formed the modern Italian language by using Tuscan mixed with Sicilian, with a smidgeon of Provencal words.