Rules for being a follower of Celtic music
1. Every aspect of your life must be Celtic
2. Celtic eat food
3. Shit shit Celtic
4. Celtic air you breathe
5. You just have to play traditional Celtic instruments authentically
6. All instruments are Celtic
7. So you can play any instrument, if thou shalt Celtic music
8. Your life's dream is to play the bagpipes
9. The bagpipe is the most Celtic of all
10. Carlos Nunez is the best piper there
11. But it is a commercial setting, it plays Celtic music
12. Bagpiper Hevia is the best there is
13. But it is a commercial setting, it plays Celtic music
14. The real music is authentically Celtic traditional
15. But actually doing that music did not make the Celts
16. Therefore it is not Celtic music and a good understanding must feel deeply offended if someone called Celtic music
17. So Celtic music is a commercial term to describe the waste does not authenticate
18. If someone says that traditional music is not music but also CLTA should feel deeply offended
19. Ireland is a mecca, no land coolest
20. Galicia is a mecca, no land coolest
21. Asturias is a mecca, no land coolest
22. Learn to play the bagpipes as Carlos Nuñez
23. Never touch what touches Carlos Nunez, remember that it is Celtic (see 10 and 11)
24. The Guinness is the drink that exists uncia
25. Cider is the drink only exists
26. The spirit is the only drink that exists
27. If you make a party, including a queimada with bagpipers and eating roast boar
28. Learn to play the bagpipes as Hevia
29. Never touch what touches Hevia, remember that it is Celtic (see 12 and 13)
30. Wizard of OZ is not Celtic
31. If someone tells you that Wizard of Oz is Celtic, kill
32. If you are an emo, kick, and then kill him
33. Emos are not Celts
34. If you see an emo, but does not mention the Wizard of Oz, just kick him and kill him.
35. Wear plaid suit even if you are of the Congo, while playing Irish music on your bagpipe made in Pakistan
36. Learn some single words in Galician and Old Irish, Celtic and that's very cool deck
37. Galicia is not Spain, is a separate Celtic nation
38. Learn to play GIATA
39. Learn to play the violin (from now called him fiddle, and do not touch her with classical music because you will lose tyradicional authentic Irish style)
40. Learn to play the tin whistle (and use it in all types of Celtic music tradicionalemnte possible but not take more than Ireland and Scotland)
41. Learn to distinguish between the different styles of Celtic music from each region, then when you know identify, merge them with African instruments and Australian metele melodies of classical music, an electric guitar, and you will have the best Celtic music
42. The electric guitar is very celtic, but use it in just one song on each disc or commercial call you and you compare them to the Wizard of Oz
43. Wizard of Oz has no idea of Celtic music
44. Always remember to drink lots of beer or cider before touching
45. If it is just beer, paint your face blue, and shatters the tavern with your ax Celtic, kill the bartender with your sword Celtic, turn it on fire in name or other Celtic god Lug and outa playing bagpipes to the next tavern (Celtic course)
46. If you have stayed in Ireland, you can die in peace
47. If you touched while you were in Ireland in a "session" you have won the sky
48. If you were in Ireland and not try a guiness, you deserve to die
49. If you die without having tasted a guiness have secured Celtic hell
50. The Celts invented beer and have the best and only beer in the world, guiness, the Germans are one dailies brazen impostors
51. The St. Patrick's parade in the U.S. do not Celtic