Angela
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After clearly spending a fortune on food since they ordered at least a dozen dishes, let's say it wasn't a hit. There are English subtitles.
I needed a laugh, and I got one.
Oh, she's a cooking teacher in Italy.
"There is nothing Italian about this food."
"Tasteless"
"The pasta is indescribable."
"Pasta is so overcooked it's like glue". "They even managed to overcook rigatoni."
"Alfredo must be hiding somewhere in the dish, because he's everywhere!"
"Their commercial said they went to Italian nonnas in Italy to get the recipes: either the nonnas all had Alzheimers, or the Americans skipped the classes and went to the beach."
Husband to the wife: "Eat a little at a time; even a small amount of poison can kill you!"
"If they served this food in Italy they'd burn the restaurant down!" "It would be a waste of a match." "First they would decapitate you!"
The espresso? "Mamma Mia! What a smell. They should send whoever made this to jail!"
The only thing edible? The tiramisu, although it's hospital quality.
Espresso in a lot of places has a barley like smell to it, imo. They're not using high quality roasted beans.
I needed a laugh, and I got one.
Oh, she's a cooking teacher in Italy.
"There is nothing Italian about this food."
"Tasteless"
"The pasta is indescribable."
"Pasta is so overcooked it's like glue". "They even managed to overcook rigatoni."
"Alfredo must be hiding somewhere in the dish, because he's everywhere!"
"Their commercial said they went to Italian nonnas in Italy to get the recipes: either the nonnas all had Alzheimers, or the Americans skipped the classes and went to the beach."
Husband to the wife: "Eat a little at a time; even a small amount of poison can kill you!"
"If they served this food in Italy they'd burn the restaurant down!" "It would be a waste of a match." "First they would decapitate you!"
The espresso? "Mamma Mia! What a smell. They should send whoever made this to jail!"
The only thing edible? The tiramisu, although it's hospital quality.
Espresso in a lot of places has a barley like smell to it, imo. They're not using high quality roasted beans.