Geez, how can you be so extremely retarded!? :shock:
That's the same as if you go out on the street, intentionally jump right in front of a car going at full speed and then sue the card driver for your injuries
Such braindead law suits are really only possible in the US, where not the law decides if you're right or wrong, but only how good your lawyer is
There've bee already a whole lot of extremely freaky law suits, e.g.:
- In a toy store, a woman falls over a child crawling around in the store and breaks her foot. She files a suit against the toy store and gets a compensation of $100,000 (iirc). Not enough that this is already very stupid by itself, it was her own child she fell over!
- In a fast food restaurant, a woman has a quarrel with her partner and sheds her drink into his face. Shortly tehreafter, she slips on exactly the same drink she just shedded and breaks her coccyx. She then sues the restaurant and gets paid a compensation of $25,000.
- A man is on tour in his winnebago. During driving on the highway, he leaves the driver's seat to make himself a coffee. Of course, this results in an accident. He then files a suit against the manufacturer of the winnebago and wins. The manufacturer has to provide him with a new state-of-the-art winnebago and additionally has to pay a compensation of $250,000 - just because he didn't write in the manual that you must not leave the driver's seat during driving.
That's just the tip of the iceberg... a lot of Americans apparently can't even spell "common sense". This becomes also evident from the warnings on toilets in one county of the US reading "Do not drink"
kashii:
Stop laughing - it's true! I'm not making this up!